sábado, 20 de abril de 2013

Os presento a My Sister






Lo mío con Internet últimamente es que es un no parar...

Os voy a traducir morolés lo que me acaba de llegar para que lo disfrutéis todos como lo he hecho yo.

Me escribe una tal Lady Erica diciendo que es mi hermana, la que se cayó del cesto cuando nos dejaron en la puerta del convento a los demás.

Me cuenta en su misiva que le fue mejor que a mí porque no tuvo que trabajar, que estuvo casada con menganito hasta que se murió, que no tuvieron hijos y que siempre quisieron ayudar a los más desfavorecidos, para lo cual, menganito tuvo a bien, antes de palmar, depositar diez milloncejos de libras en el banco...y ahí están.

Resulta que Lady Erica tienen un cáncer que se la come cruda y le parece más cómodo y mucho más normal soltarme a mí la pasta para que yo la distribuya en obras de caridad varias que hacerlo ella misma.

Y me dice que tengo que montar una fundación entera a nombre de su marido, menganito Salvatore. Supongo que me ha tocado a mí porque como Urdangarín veranea en Mallorca le puedo preguntar cómo se hace.

Parece ser que la parentela del marido es un poco cansina y como no quiere lidiar con ellos, ya si eso me encargo yo, que para algo soy controladora y total, un marrón más que más me da.

No le da miedo morirse porque tiene la suerte de saber exactamente a dónde va. Mira tú que bien.

Y no quiere hablar conmigo porque todo esto lo estamos haciendo por mail en la cara de sus maléficos parientes que no se dan ni cuenta. Qué avispada es esta mujer.

Si alguno sabe mandar virus por favor, que les enchufe unos cuantos a estos mendas en las bonitas direcciones de correo que a tal efecto y tan amablemente especifican.

Señor, llévame pronto...a un sitio en el que no esté my sister si puede ser, que yo no tengo título nobiliario.



I am Lady Erica Salvatore, I was married to Sir David Salvatore an Italian Man who is dead. My husband was into private practice all his life before his death. Our life together as man and wife lasted for three decades without a child. My husband died after a protracted illness. My husband and I made a vow to uplift the down-trodden and the less-privileged individuals as he had passion for persons who can not help themselves due to physical disability or financial predicament.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of (10 Million Great British Pounds) which were derived from his vast estates and investment in capital market and private investors. Presently, this money is still with the Bank.

Presently I write from my sick bed, Because my Doctor had just informed me that i have a very limited days to live. Due to the cancerous ailment which is fast eaten me up .

With this hard reality that has befallen my family, and me I have decided to donate this fund to you and want you to use this gift which comes from my husbands effort to fund the upkeep of EARTHQUAKE VICTIMS, ORPHANS, DESTITUTE,PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED CHILDREN, BARREN-WOMEN and persons who prove to be genuinely handicapped financially .

I do hope you would be able to utilize this money for the said purpose of CHARITY, And also set up a NON GOVERNMENTAL ORGANIZATION which would be named "FOUNDATION DE SALVATORE", As our family legal adviser would be here to guide you through all necessities .

I am taking this decision because my husband's relatives are Trouble Makers and I don't want a situation where my husband's sweat will be used in material pursuits.

This is why I am taking this decision. Moreso because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are bourgeois and very wealthy persons and I do not want my husband hard earned money to be misused or invested into ill perceived ventures. I do not want this money to be misused hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I do not need any telephone communication in this regard due to my deteriorating health and because of the presence of my husband relatives around me. I do not want them to know about this development.

Do inform my lawyer Barrister Ferrnando Jorge ( ferjorgeesq@base.uk.net) about my intentions, As we had previous agreed to source for someone who would be able to carry out my last wishes.

Please i need assurance from you that you will act accordingly as I have stated herein.

My lawyer shall be awaiting your response .. ferjorgeesq@base.uk.net

Your Sister

Lady Erica Salvatore

2 comentarios:

  1. ¿ Se puede usar ese dinero en "equlibrar" la balanza social ?. Por ejemplo .... meter en la carcel a los que roban y mienten Y que sea "clase dirigente" ?. La lista sería interminable.

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  2. Congratulations to the aeronautical sisters!...
    It fell from the sky! ... Is it paratrooper?...

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